jordon smith

The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.

God I fucking love Jordon Smith!!!
Damn is that Jordon over there?? 😍

by memesmlk January 9, 2019

Gerald Smith

Hot black dude very cool and hot and cool and not a monkey

Gerald Smith is such a hottie, that silly monkey he is!

by Moldy Alien July 7, 2022

Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

kristie robertson smith

Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.

Kristie Robertson Smith is an amazing mother and wife.

by Urban Suburban Muva November 23, 2021

Will Smith

The lord of many religions, most people describe him as a blue genie or a man in black suit.

Rick: Hey have you read the bible?

Diana: Yeah, that book is a bop, my favourite character is Will Smith!

by Whyareyoubooingmeimright December 11, 2019

poppy smith

a raging lesbian who sells herself for cheap on the streets of bletchley

POPPY SMITH:” hiya gyal u want a scissor for £2?”
STRANGER:” fucking hell your cheap aren’t you you slut”

by anonymous December 2, 2024

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