A Few Players Short

A phrase for calling someone retarded.

Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.

by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019

High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

short

nat.

short.

by tsubakielaic May 24, 2022

Short

Another word for mark

Person: hey short

Mark: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

by BIGRED1234 April 7, 2022

Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.

You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.

by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020

Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.

Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!

by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023

Short

to be missing out on something, to not being able to make it to a move, can be used in any form tbh

Arnold: Yo they not pullin up to the party no more

Jeff: Fuck it they Short

by Adam Gomez October 1, 2020