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female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period
Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower
by Greek island October 11, 2015
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Sharking

The act of messing up a Chambers it Xeric run. Usually at the detriment of your teammates. Often has to be carried by the designated Ryk of the team
Person A: Want to raid with the new guy?

Person B: Not really, I heard he was sharking his entire team last night when he died to shamans again
by Roz1111222 August 6, 2022
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Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
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stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
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mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024
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Whale Shark

1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one

2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!

2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021
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Mark the Shark

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.
Person 1: Who is that freak over there?
Person 2: I think it's Mark the Shark! Run!
by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025
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