by Derrick Jeckson August 24, 2014
Get the Playing Catch with the Devilmug. A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).
Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
Get the play the willy banjomug. -Refusal to go along with something.
-Refusal to participate in an activity.
-What you say to a drunken sailor who challenges you to a duel of some kind.
-Refusal to participate in an activity.
-What you say to a drunken sailor who challenges you to a duel of some kind.
"That's right, Billy, I'm back and I want YOU!"
"I'm not gonna play. Why not that guy?"
"Because I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already had him!"
"I'm not gonna play. Why not that guy?"
"Because I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already had him!"
by Oplem April 25, 2005
Get the I'm not gonna playmug. A man over the age of 18 that cannot get a girlfriend that is 18 or over the age of 18 or perfers girls that are still in middle school or early years of high school.
Well did you hear about jeffie? He got caught messing around with britney again. Hey isn't she like 15? Yeah he just like being the play ground pimp i guess.
by charles e.g December 8, 2007
Get the play ground pimpmug. similar to a blumpkin, but the roles are slightly reversed. one partner is taking a shit while at the same time giving a blow job to the standing male. thus it looks much like a play-doh press as dick is going in and shit is coming out.
by trip100yt March 23, 2009
Get the play-doh pressmug. Similar to playing the black card, playing the woman card, playing the disabled card, et cetera.
When someone exploits positive discrimination to get their way, and points to a personal trait of theres as a fault which somehow justifies their actions or inability to do something they'd ordinarily be expected to do.
Also used to guilt trip people into taking back something they've said on the grounds of them being insensitive.
Usually just enforces negative stereotypes and is extremely detrimental to the cases of most gay people simply wanting to be treated like normal human beings.
When someone exploits positive discrimination to get their way, and points to a personal trait of theres as a fault which somehow justifies their actions or inability to do something they'd ordinarily be expected to do.
Also used to guilt trip people into taking back something they've said on the grounds of them being insensitive.
Usually just enforces negative stereotypes and is extremely detrimental to the cases of most gay people simply wanting to be treated like normal human beings.
"Muuumm, I can't take the garbage out - I'm gay, remember?"
"Oh, sorry son. I'll do it. Thanks for playing the gay card! I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to treat you like an imbecile for something totally irrelivant to your physical and mental capacity."
"What the fuck are you on about, boy?"
"That really hurts my feelings. I have special needs! It's not easy growing up gay, you know?"
"Erh, don't play the gay card you stupid brat."
"What the hell did you do that for? You just killed 40,000 people!"
"I'm gay! How could I know any better? It's your fault, you straight people have made me unknowledgable through your discrimination."
"Oh, sorry son. I'll do it. Thanks for playing the gay card! I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to treat you like an imbecile for something totally irrelivant to your physical and mental capacity."
"What the fuck are you on about, boy?"
"That really hurts my feelings. I have special needs! It's not easy growing up gay, you know?"
"Erh, don't play the gay card you stupid brat."
"What the hell did you do that for? You just killed 40,000 people!"
"I'm gay! How could I know any better? It's your fault, you straight people have made me unknowledgable through your discrimination."
by kako July 29, 2008
Get the Playing the gay cardmug. by Buddha Mama December 15, 2008
Get the playing the pink guitarmug.