centimeter-peter 

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

centimeter-peter by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

panic pack rat peter 

A middle aged hairy man who looks like David Hassellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage

Your holding on to that grudge like panic pack rat peter.

panic pack rat peter by Russell B July 14, 2003

Cheater Peter 

An inability to get an erection, due to feeling like you're a fraud.

- Oh, no, You've got Cheater Peter.
- Cheater Peter?
- It was a big problem for a dear friend.
I'm not gonna name names, but he's a famous cyclist, one testicle, first name Lance...

Cheater Peter by alt_eagle January 22, 2020

Blue Peter 

Slang term for Blue Meth. Mainly used in England.

Steve: "You're smoking weed?"
Bob: "Chill out man, its not blue peter!"

Blue Peter by That one English guy... September 10, 2013

chalfont st peter 

small town in south east england. a strange mix of chavs and rich people dwell there. the only useful shop is budgens everything else has to be bought elsewhere. usually if you live there you just say you live near london

bob: where do you live?
dick: chalfont st peter
bob: where?
dick: near london

chalfont st peter by foofighter1234567891011121314 June 25, 2009

Put Peter Out to Pasture 

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

Put Peter Out to Pasture by SHLA July 24, 2012

Magic peter

Originated from jesus times. The act in which you place ones foreskin to the perimeter of your mouth and blow inside, thus inflating the foreskin of ones penis. Also see Penisbubble

1. "hey mike, fancy giving me a Magic peter?"

2. "and there they were, having a Magic peter!"

Magic peter by pwoink November 13, 2009