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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi
I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .
by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018
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Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021
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Brass Hands

When someone rights in their own poop they have brown ass hands called brass hands.
Dude, you wrote on the wall with your own poop. Now you have brass hands.
by Johnnyringo494 September 30, 2021
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hand cardio

Mastrabation using hands
After coming home from her spin class Mary bolted to her room to do a furious session of hand cardio before her shower .
by All in July 2, 2016
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.
My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared
by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016
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cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.
by Da Burger April 30, 2014
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