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Joe Bidening

When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.
Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.
by The masked scrotum November 17, 2022
mugGet the Joe Bideningmug.

Pulling a Joe

Mike: I just took a shit and ate it
Jake: Ok your pulling a Joe
by jakekuchiki December 27, 2010
mugGet the Pulling a Joemug.

joe hoe

the grodiest boy ever and flirts with a girl named shannon every night asking if she would fuck him
did you see joe hoe and shannon’s snaps last night?!
by posuser June 24, 2020
mugGet the joe hoemug.

Joe Biten

Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they’ve both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he’s not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn’t know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he’s also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full description of the story of all these people will be in the link below. (There’s no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That’s Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don’t come up close to him, he’s like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he’ll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn’t it obvious they’re his close friends?
by anonymous April 27, 2022
mugGet the Joe Bitenmug.

Joe Saurman

Crazy salamander from New York that owns a YouTube channel called kronic.
Yo there’s joe Saurman (salamander)!
by Jackson789 January 1, 2020
mugGet the Joe Saurmanmug.

Joe Balls

A being higher than any religious god
"Who will save us"

"The almighty Joe Balls will"
by PigToad March 26, 2022
mugGet the Joe Ballsmug.

Joe Bidum

Joe Biden is the man that is supposedly running the country of USA. He helped the Taliban take over Afghanistan, said to make every vote count (including illegal votes), publicly fell on Air Force One’s stairs(3x), AND, he forgets things easily, said that we would be safe without him.
Joe Biden is Joe Bidum
by Blue_Bandit June 21, 2022
mugGet the Joe Bidummug.

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