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Messy Night 

A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.
"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"

"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"

"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"

"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
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Sucio Night 

when shit falls apart, and you're stuck with all your dude friends searching desperately for Sucias
damn them ho's ain't comin thru, looks like it's gonna be a sucio night
Sucio Night by gettinjazzy October 4, 2010

Starry Night 

When a male is having sex with a woman, he pretends to ejaculate onto a woman's back but instead discretely breaks open a glow stick and drops some of that liquid onto her back to simulate the ejaculation. The man instructs the woman to look at her back in the mirror, where she will see the the "starry night" he appears to have created on her back.
Man: "Look, baby, it's a starry night out" ::points to mirror::

Partner: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Starry Night by Electric Sex Pants September 7, 2011

Last-Night Breakfast 

When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.
"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"
Last-Night Breakfast by TSturm January 23, 2009

Stefan night out 

An exceptionally rowdy night of being highly inebriated, culminating in the loss of one's eyebrows.
Hey man, what's with you wearing sunnies inside? " "Had a stefan night out.
Stefan night out by jqz July 16, 2011

rape the night 

when you go out and try to find parties even though you know there is nothing going on, thus forcing you to become desperate and ask people at stoplights "where the party at?"
Person 1: "Dude i told you we shouldn't have gone out tonight, there's nothing going on."
Person 2: "We're gonna find something! Pull up to those guys next to us and ask 'where the party at?'"
Person 1: "I can't believe we're desperate enough to rape the night"
rape the night by Guyblow July 28, 2010

guys' night out 

when a member of the male sex goes out to party with his freinds, who are also men, leaving his girlfreind or wife at home. this enables him to get really pissed, and look at other girls without getting the Death Stare
man, im sure glad we had that guys' night out... but my girlfreind sure is pissed about it...
guys' night out by razor wit August 17, 2003