squingee muffins

muffins filled with spluge

these werent ordinary muffin these were squingee muffins, in pthe hands of Rosanne

by cerater is beau W April 5, 2005

Fag Muffin

Stupid fag that walks around with booty shorts on and acts like a fag.

fag muffin is a stupid fag that walks around with booty shorts and acts like a fag

by Ga fan 30506 December 11, 2007

ass muffin

a muffin made from the asses of 100-40040239 people. Their are different types of ass muffin, like chocolate ass muffin made from black peoples asses cum muffins made from crackers asses and dirty muffins made from mexicans asses.

damn yo i had a purple ass muffin for lunch it was made nasty

by titsandwhice January 25, 2007

earth muffin

Hippie, biker chick, who implements Brainworks.

Kim is an earth muffin.

by fortgiffen November 16, 2011

slut muffin

1. Someone who is funny and interesting and you would like to sleep with but cant because their you exboyfriends best friend.
2. some one you think is incrediblly appealing
3. someone who you would/want to bang.

1. Dammmmnnnnn, that matt, is a real good slut muffin. too bad hes my exes friend.
2. danng matt sure is sexy, what a slut muffin.
3. i want to bang that slut muffin matt until he cant stop eating my sex cake.

by katie. :) March 28, 2008

Fluff a muffin

When told to "fluff a muffin" it means to back the fuck down.

Boy: I just want to look at ur phone.
Girl: Give it back!
boy: NO
Girl, *smacks boy* and takes. GO FLUFF A MUFFIN.
Boy: fuck off.

by Caleb Edwards January 21, 2008

muffin top

a nasty situation when an overweight girl wears tight pants or shorts accompanied with a tight or short shirt creating the appearance of a muffin being baked on top of her belt line

That chick needs to wear baggier clothes so you can't see her muffin top

by billham February 7, 2008