socialite soccer mom

In most cases, it is a mother, of a child/children, who finds time to attend society, political functions, charitable or PTA meetings, in conjunciton with driving her kids to their soccer games.

Mary is well respected in the community for her ability to do it all as a socialite soccer mom.

socialite soccer mom by hampton's gal December 27, 2007

Your Mom 

when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends

big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"

Your Mom by your mom July 11, 2003

u mom gay

The single most offensive insult ever. do not use this

U mom gay

u mom gay by umomgay May 7, 2018

ur mom is the big gay XD

A less fatal form of "ur mom gay lol". To be used against your friends when they are roasting you to turn the tables of the roast.

Friend: Boi if u don't get your Mayor-of-Whoville lookin ass the fu-
Me: Ur mom is the big gay XD
Friend: *stammering* W-well i-i uhh

ur mom is the big gay XD by heckinoof666 May 7, 2018

Trophy Mom 

A trophy wife with children. Often seen in restaurants, lunching mid week with equally primped progeny. Clearly without full-time employment, stunningly quaffed, manicured, probably waxed, well financed and in all ways expensively groomed, dressed and physically toned to a degree that indicates little engagement with active parenting -- suggesting nanny involvement and cesarian. Often seen pushing outrageously expensive European strollers from Pottery Barn into Starbucks.

"Check out the Trophy Mom pushing the Peg Perego! Who would wear a dry cleaned white tunic with a 1 year old?"

Trophy Mom by Daily Deadline June 29, 2006

mouse trap mom

An anxious, delusional mother who enjoins her child to behave by making fantastic claims about the likely consequences of her child's misbehavior. Like the board game Mouse Trap, her claims involve a series of improbable events, ending in disaster.

Mouse Trap Mom: Bobby, stop jumping around! The people in line are holding coffee, and if you bump into them, they are going to spill coffee all over your face, and then you'll be scarred for life, like Seal, except you won't be able to sing well, since you'll break your vocal chords when you cry from the hot coffee burns, so no girls will like you. Out of desperation you'll awkwardly start experimenting with guys. You'll get really drunk one night and have rough sex with a guy in a Chelsea bar and then your ass will be tore up like goatse. You'll never be able to shit right, again, so you'll have to stay away from beans and rice, which is a shame, because they would have prevented you from getting intestinal cancer. So you'll get it and die alone when you are 37. So stop fucking jumping around.

mouse trap mom by nb c lo August 6, 2009

soccer mom

A white woman in her 30s or 40s. She drives a a. S.U.V. b. Volvo or c. MiniVan. she drives at least 10 miles under the speed limit, and honks too much. she basically has no life other than monotiring every movement of her kids' lives. she has a My Child is an honor student at _________ Elementary School. she is ugly.

Look at Mary-Ellen. The way she cares for her kids. What a fuckin skank. stupid soccer mom.

soccer mom by That freakin loser January 18, 2006