A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
Get the Lord Custard Pigeon-Pantsmug. A regal queen from Louisiana who is fun but also sassy and doesn’t shy away from shaking his tail feather cmon now please. He’s willing to rattle things up but not at the expense of his close friends, if things get ugly he knows where to turn. His beak always points to true north. He’s always got room for some more cake.
by Lord bird feather February 27, 2022
Get the lord birdmug. 
A Lord Stan is someone with either the name Alex or Stan. This person is generally quite large, in a good way, but likes to show everyone he is larger. A Lord Stan is one of the kings of the lads - he will use his resources to provide a rave cave, and will always be that one guy at the party who downs 2 bottles of Malibu. Who knows, maybe your Lord Stan is still a virgin too?
'Johnny is such a good guy - he's just a proper lad, always providing entertainment with the boys, but sadly not with the girls. Such a Lord Stan!'
by puckmeister April 29, 2022
Get the A Lord Stanmug. 
Person 1: I hate Lorde. Fuck her. She is never coming back lol.
Person 2: Nooo, I love Ribs by Lorde, it's so good like I won't be able to get over it.
Person 1: Damn, you must be a local.
Person 2: Nooo, I love Ribs by Lorde, it's so good like I won't be able to get over it.
Person 1: Damn, you must be a local.
by n e ways September 14, 2020
Get the ribs by lordemug. by 4drc45 March 3, 2022
Get the Oh My Lordy Lordmug.