Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.
by Glow April 22, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.
by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a stupid cunt
by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon
Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
by Imkubo November 17, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
by Little mouse September 5, 2016
Get the Jordan Makenzie Yocummug. by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023
Get the the jordan effectmug. A boy that i'll never lose feelings for. He makes you laugh every single time you get sad, he is an amazing person to be with. whenever you are feeling sad, he'll be by your side to help you get through your problems. He'll text you small paragraphs of comfort and say "ily" at the end. His laugh is so adorable, and he's SO CUTE I can't live anymore. This is the person i'm living for, the person that saved me and the reason for my happiness.
by linofaiiry February 15, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.