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mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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tyshawn jones

a pro skateboarder for supreme, adidas, and fucking awesome. he was skater of the year back in 2018. his family owns a jamaican restaurant in the bronx. his cousin on the other hand, is a rich guy that can afford to be a loser. he sips lean and pops pills all day and thinks hes a gangster. he sends people to get pills for him or else theyre not his friend. he is also tryna sell you something. he is also tryna set people up. i dont think TJ really likes him. be like TJ. not like his loser cousin that makes shitty soundcloud rap
tyshawn jones is the best skateboarder of the mid to late 2010s
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 21, 2021
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juberoni jones

juberoni is a verb used in a sentence when someone is being extremely quiet during Thanksgiving.
He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.
by Malicious Vicious Viscous Ben November 8, 2022
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Cole Jones

The guy who was kinda fat, but kinda fit. He sits in the front of class and he just does average.
Meh he is just an average guy. Probably a Cole Jones
by BigBoissss January 26, 2018
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