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Jizz Jar

A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.
Guy 1: Damn it, I jizzed first.

Guy 2: Put some money in the Jizz Jar.
by Lorena Trancy June 15, 2011
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Jizz Lord

When a man/women or it ,because of all the fucking feminazis and there needs to be gender "neutral" shit going around, goes around jizzing everywhere, while at the mall, at a family gathering, your basement or anyplace in general
Man that bitch last night was a mad "Jizz lord" she made me clean up to (fuck my fucking life, there was so much jizz) .
by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you December 25, 2017
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jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.
Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.
by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003
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jizz nipple

1. A term of endearment for someone you like but who is acting like a butt-head, a doofus, a moron, an ass-wipe, a douche bag.

2. LITERAL; A nipple, male or female, covered in male reproductive fluids.
1. "Hey jizz nipple, are you gonna drink that last beer or just keep spilling it on my couch?"

2. "She was so hott that i gave her a jizz nipple!"
by Mr Fuck Nose January 16, 2008
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Jizz Oven

Somebody who jizzes in a baking pan and then eats it!
"Factory Phil jizzed in Tammys potatoes and Cary ate it and thought they were good and then Factory Phil called Cary a Jizz Oven"
by Krystena and Sarah(: May 23, 2009
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Jizz Rocket

the act of having anal sex and blowing a load all over youre partners back. then proceeding to make it into a line and snorting the jizz off of her back. after this you flip her over and start having vaginal intercourse and in the middle of the session you shoot a " Jizz Rocket" on her stomach and snort again
" last night me and tina were having anal and i totally snorted my cum and shot a jizz rocket on her"
by D.O.D March 26, 2007
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jizzbags

Stop scratching your jizzbags Pete, you need a jizz jar.
by ud40 July 21, 2006
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