A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!
How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!
by Bledsoe July 08, 2011
Sam: Your gay
Joe: no u
Sam: ur mom gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Sam: ur granny tranny
Joe: ur grandpap a trap
Sam: *head explodes*
Joe: no u
Sam: ur mom gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Sam: ur granny tranny
Joe: ur grandpap a trap
Sam: *head explodes*
by TheFuck69 March 14, 2018
Tension has been building since your entrance of the doctor's office. You flinch as you ever so gently sit down on the parchment paper lined examination bed. You start having flash backs; a urologist and his handful of students fondling your sugarlumps in turn. Erection during an STD swab. Terrible fellatio. You could hear him/hopefully her walk ever closer to your soon-to-be victimized anal cavity. You surpass the inevitable paperwork foreplay--and amidst the unspoken and insurmountable hostility, your doctor completely submerges his/hopefully her finger into your butthole. That is your queue. You squeeze tighter than you ever have before. Tighter than the time you watched Edward Norton get sodomized in American History X. You don't cease the sphincter constrictor until the medical examiner has agreed to write you off as never needing another colonoscopy.
If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.
If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.
by Jenkemberry Fields Forever June 11, 2010
The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.
The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)
Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Man 2:WHAT?!?!
Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!
Man 2:Ouch...
Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Man 2:WHAT?!?!
Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!
Man 2:Ouch...
by iforgetmynamealot May 20, 2010
{Kaitlyn} is a trap queen cuz the {only} thing she do is get beat up and {smoke} crack and suck {hella} dick
by •|√thick.shawdie√|• July 06, 2015
"Was she prettier?"
"Does my ass look big in these?"
"Am I pretty?"
Cindy - "That girl he kissed, was she prettier than me?"
Sid - "Uhh...that's such a woman trap question. But no, of course not."
"Does my ass look big in these?"
"Am I pretty?"
Cindy - "That girl he kissed, was she prettier than me?"
Sid - "Uhh...that's such a woman trap question. But no, of course not."
by Sid P April 24, 2007
you secretly put your hand in your pants and out your zipper and then to attempt to shake someones hand upon acceptance pull said hand into your pants forcing the person to give you a hand job (old fashioned)
Krabz puts his hand in his pants attempted to shake Lana's hand but instead pulls her hand through receiving a Russian Bear Trap
by Krabz420 December 22, 2010