When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
Get the i could make a joke right nowmug. "No Jokes October" is a challenge in pop media where people refrain from joking and remain serious at all times without laughing. Some other challenges include "No Poop July, No Simp September, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December."
by The_Urban_Dictionary_Official September 5, 2023
Get the No Jokes Octobermug. Example of a dad joke:
“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021
Get the dad jokemug. A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023
Get the Broke as a Jokemug. Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.
My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.
My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭
by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020
Get the Jokemug. Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?
Person 2: Yes
Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
Get the "Yes" jokemug. by jeff, calm down March 14, 2019
Get the Jokemug.