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ghost paranoia

A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."

Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."

Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"

Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
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Ghost Mouth

The act of giving a blow job, but the male is unable to feel it. As if a bodiless phantom is trying to slob your knob.
"My girl friend can't give head, she sucks the tip like a straw."
"Really?"
"Yeah and I can't feel it at all. Total ghost mouth."
by Kyle and Max April 4, 2008
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Ghost Ride It

The act of dancing next to, around, or on one's vehicle while it is traveling idle speed.

It should be noted not to try this downhill or with a car with a higher idle speed than 15 mph!
"Pop up hop out all in one motion,
Dancin' on the hood while the car's still rollin!
Ghost Ride It!"
by Ѕςσŧŧγ Ρΐρρΐη December 2, 2009
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Ghostard

Someone who is rarely seen but very much retarded.
Dude that retard is such a Ghostard...
by Al-master October 14, 2010
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ghost facing

Ghost face or ghost-facing occurs when one has smoked entirely too much weed and their face gets really, really pale....We've all been "that guy"...

You can tell when a person is about to ghost face when they:
1. Skip their hit or refuse another bowl
2. Yes they're sure they don't want another hit
3. Nah I'm good bro
4. The person leans WAY back, almost becoming one with the couch
5. Their face finally turns "ghost white"

The proper way to handle such an individual is for the rest of the smokers to yell 'GHOOOOOST FAAAAAACE!!!' and start laughing
At the last smoke-out challenge I ended up ghost facing on the couch.
by Don Juan Yogustus June 11, 2011
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ghost piss

To piss around the edges of the toilet so as not to make noise.
1. To make less noise at a public urinal I took a ghost piss.

2. To make less noise late at night I took a ghost piss.

3. My girlfriend was annoying me so I took a ghost piss in her eye.
by Sholden Gower December 11, 2011
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Ghost Rider

Marvel Comics character that first appeared in the early 1970's (Johnny Blaze) and was reintroduced in the early 1990's (Danny Ketch). The Ghost Rider was a human being who served as the living host for The Spirit of Vengeance. In order to battle evil, the Ghost Rider took on the form of a leather clad motorcycle driver with a flaming skull for a head.

Though he would fight with his enemies using a length of chain or his bare hands, the Ghost Rider's most powerful weapon was the "Penance Gaze/Penance Stare". By locking his eyes with his enemy, that enemy would then experience all the pain and suffering they had ever inflicted on others through the eyes of their victims.
Nicholas Cage recently starred as Johnny Blaze in that awful Ghost Rider movie.
by M T April 27, 2007
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