Fart funnel 

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.

Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...

Fart funnel by turnitloose July 11, 2016

Fart noodle

A poop

My belly hurts. I hope its just a fart noodle.

Fart noodle by Doodlenuts0 September 23, 2016

Fart Knuckle 

It's reference is to someone who is dumb as a bag of hammers and/or is dense. It's when your knuckle smells like your ass because your finger is shoved up there.

This douche fluid we are working with is a fart knuckle

Fart Knuckle by wolfhound61 October 3, 2017

fart knocker 

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.

Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.

fart knocker by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008

fart box 

v: To fill a closed space (ie. car or room) with multiple farts from one or more persons, usually an act of desperation due to lack of better drugs.

"Damnit Danny, are we out of weed?!"
"Sorry."
"Well you know we're gonna have to fart box your car tonight?"
"Shit, okay."

fart box by XanderP September 1, 2007

fart knocker 

Someone who gives it up the ass

fart knocker by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Fart Knocking

The act of placing a hit of coke on your partners Balloon Knot and having them fart it into your nose.

See also "Knot Gunning", "Angel Dusting"

When snorting coke off a strippers ass just isnt enough.

Hey Mike, how did it go with that stripper last night.

Dude she's a total freak, she was Fart Knocking off me all night.

Fart Knocking by Elroy the Great November 12, 2011