New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

creeky door girl

Females who when they say most words say them with the added effect of a horror movie, slow opening, creeking door.

Guy one: "Hey man, how did that date go with that broad last night?" Guy two: "Ehh it was fine till she started talking, she's a creeky door girl." Guy one: "Still smashed tho?" Guy two: "Fuck Yeah!!!"

by Mr. Grim Guy June 24, 2021

More doors in the world

The name for someone that has a humiliation kink and doesn't want people to know

"I think there are more doors in the world"

"Yo me too, wanna come to my house tonight?"

by Madmadimad March 10, 2022

Tony Door

When someones background noise is being overwhelmingly loud. (On the phone, skype, etc.)

Guy 1: So I was looking at this th-
Guy 2's microphone: -random yelling in the background-
Guy1: TONY DOOR.

by SenuLawliet November 23, 2013

Doored

When the man is on top of a woman decides to put his cock on her face and she doesn’t move

Man last night was so good I doored her face so hard bro

by Poppybung December 26, 2020

Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.

Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.

by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

To the door

This refers to jail time - sentencing specifically. Usually when you catch time, you only have to do a % of your bid before you get released. But with certain crimes you have to do your whole sentence, day for day. We call that “to the door”.

Damn, you were a felon found in possession of a handgun? You’re gonna have to do 5 years to the door on that.

by merkbit September 30, 2022