Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Doing a Jayne

The act of fouling a public bathroom with excrement

Someone has been doing a Jayne in that bathroom, there's shit everywhere!

by Season with dill December 22, 2019

Do the Disco

(verb)-Meaning to tell someone information. (slang) to give the 411*

Sally: "I think my boyfriend cheated on me..."
Jayne: "Do the disco."
Sally: "Well I answered his phone the other day and...


OR

"She did the disco, and I pretty much know who's all going to THAT party.

by Mac311 January 3, 2008

do the bubs

To leave without sufficient notification.

We went to have a meeting with Harry but he did the bubs before we got there.

by Galta September 9, 2005

les-do

a particuarly lesbian style hair cut, especialy bad when featured upon a boys head

(nerd walks past with benderiffic hair)
duuudeeeee check his les-do

by moonin November 1, 2010

do a smeaton

To rugby tackle someone to protect others

e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport

If that guy doesnt stop hassling those girls i'm going to do a smeaton on his ass...

by HBK Rules January 5, 2009

Doing A Seamus

Doing a seamus means being as sarcastic as you possibly can!

Wow, you're doing a seamus right now

by Kasper Doors March 13, 2015