encounter with the devil

When you think you’re going to throw up, and you kneel by the toilet, but you don’t throw up and you get stuck in a state of superposition between feeling like shit when you move but feeling fine when you don’t.

“what the fuck did you feed me last night? i had an encounter with the devil for like- six hours..”

by handsoffmyspuds November 9, 2021

Devil's Vasectomy

A Devil's Vasectomy is a torture method where the torturer inserts needles through the testicles and then twists until the testicles rip off entirely.

Dude 1: "Please dont do a Devil's Vasectomy"

Dude 2: "I'll think about it"

by AnalBeater December 7, 2025

fell in love with the devil's daughter

a phrase used for someone who has developed a bad habit

John: You fell in love with the devil's daughter

Smith: Yeah, can you help me out?

by stupidcoffee November 9, 2022

Devil's Bootyhole

A nasty mix of various boozes and tastes like bootyhole.

"What you drinking?"

"Devil's Bootyhole, although it tastes like shit"

by laughmyassoff! May 15, 2016

Live Like An Angel Die Like a Devil

Every night I'm in a different town
I'm the kind that likes to get around
Living fast I'm on the run
I take my chances 'cause I'll only die young
Live like an angel die like a devil
Got a place in hell reserved for me

Live like an angel die like a devil
Gonna burn in hell that's where I'm gonna be

I got no worries I don't care what I do
I'm gonna walk all over you
Loving hard and getting high
Hell's the place I'm gonna die
You hear me coming just get out of my way
I'm here tomorrow and I'm gone today
The path I'm heading got no easy track
I got the devil riding on my back

by Death Menace March 15, 2023

The Devil's Thread

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.

A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."

by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021

devils windmill

A medieval windmill filled with corpse

It smells like a devils windmill

It has the structural integrity of a devils windmill

by Bitchwiththebluehair November 24, 2023