Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

cooked

cooked means "screwed" or "helpless"; usually used to denote that somebody is utterly fucked

That nigga is got 2/100 in the test, bros cooked

by IEnjoyWastingTime December 9, 2023

cookdaburra

A Kookaburra that gets cooked

Oi bro your Cookdaburra

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

Cookapotamuss

A Hippopotamuss that gets cooked

Oi bro your cookapotamuss aye

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

cookadactyle

A teradactyle that gets cooked

Oi bro why you flying like that? Cause you a teradactyle but you cooked af so you cookadactyle

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

Cookasaurus Rex

A giant of a person with strong hands on their lil arms that gets cooked.

The Cum Bucket Bexy Bex loves to get Cookasaurus Rex with her man n destroy his pudding with her strong hands on those lil arms even though she a huge bitch...

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

cook

when you just got your national merit finalist letter in the mail

I literally cooked.

by Miss Deed February 15, 2024