old college try 

To gather your friends, buy some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.

Calvin: Dad, what does it mean to "give it the old college try?"
Dad: It's when you gather your friends, buy some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.
Mom: That is NOT what it means.
Dad: Where did you go to college?

old college try by Scherch Engine March 2, 2008

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college 

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college by nombre falso February 23, 2010

Calvin College 

a smallish college in Grand Rapids Michigan. Where some crazy drunk ass hot girls go. They say they are christians but really they are pretty freaky. Everyone there is dutch and very tall. Everyone gets married by the time they graduate and they all have snobby kids that will some day go to Calvin college.

Calvin College is a crazy christian school

Calvin College by kinfee August 30, 2010

Mount Mary College

Small Catholic women's college in Milwaukee, WI. Frequently referred to as "the vagina castle" because of its all female population and castle-like archtecture.

Contrary to popular belief, there are very few hot lesbians on campus. They go to Alverno across town.

The girls have all been corrupted by the Catholic environment. Students are extremely perverted and deprived of male contact.

Person: "Oh, you don't go to UWM so you must be a Marquette girl."
MMC girl: "No I go to Mount Mary College"
Person: "I'm sorry."

Mount Mary College by hotgirlin_MKE April 1, 2010

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

The Phat 5 had a team in the National Championship game during the entire 1990's from 1990-1999. All of the Phat 5 programs had atleast 1 appearance. They won 6 of the 10 National titles.

1990, UNLV 103- Duke 73
1991, Duke 72- Kansas ( KU ) 65
1992, Duke 71- Michigan 51
1993, N.Carolina ( UNC ) 77- Michigan 71
1994, Arkansas 76- Duke 72
1995, UCLA 89- Arkansas 78
1996, Kentucky ( UK )76- Syracuse 67
1997, Arizona 84- Kentucky ( UK ) 79,OT
1998, Kentucky 78 ( UK )- Utah 69
1999, Connecticut 77- Duke 74

* UNLV won by the largest margin ever in NCAA Championship history ( 30 ). They are also the only team to score more than 100 points in a Champioship game. Duke got revenge against UNLV the next year in the 1991 semi-final and went on to win the 1991 NCAA Championship. They won it again in 1992 being the first team to repeat as National Champion since the 1972 and 73 UCLA Bruins.

The Phat 5 run during the 90's was simply that Phat, it may never happen again. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 20, 2005

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

The Phat 5 have produced 5 players that have gone on to be NBA MVP'S. ( 17 ) total MVP awards.
( 6 ) Kareem Abdul Jabbar ( UCLA ) 1971 ( Alcindor ), 1972, 74, 76, 77, and 80.
( 5 ) Michael Jordan ( UNC ) 1988, 1991, 1992, 1996, and 1998.
( 4 ) Wilt Chamberlain ( KU ) 1960, 1966-68.
( 1 ) Bob McAdoo ( UNC ) 1975.
( 1 ) Bill Walton ( UCLA ) 1978.

From 1974-78 a Phat 5 player won the NBA MVP award 5 consecutive years. Jabbar, 1974, 76, and 77, McAdoo, 1975, and Walton, 1978.

The Phat 5 have their NBA Phat 5 of former players who have won the MVP award. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 14, 2005

Messiah College 

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll sanctioned in the name of Jesus Christ. Unless you actually go to chapels...

You can be smashed on both Jesus and alcohol if you go to Messiah College. Amen!

Messiah College by Mr. 12 September 5, 2008