Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien

“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”

by wehatechodes March 19, 2022

chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick

cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER

by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008

Chode

This word usually associates with small fat people.

You know that kid called james Houghton. He is a chode.

by The new boi February 20, 2020

Sigma Chode

A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma

Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin

by anonymous May 3, 2024

Chode.

A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.

A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.

Excuse making is a big sign.

James Hawthorne is a chode.

by rock666er February 19, 2012

Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.

“Orlando is a retunkey chode.”

by Retunk munk August 22, 2025

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022