Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022

Chode

A wannabe chad

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode

by wanderingaxolotl July 1, 2020

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019

french chode

when u stuff ur short fat neck into a turtle neck sweater and u look like a chode.

hey bro you’re looking like a french chode today in that sweater.

by Oscar issac November 25, 2021

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins

That jack is a human chode...

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019