Drone captain 

A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.

He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!

Drone captain by SkokieWordMaster February 10, 2019

JV B Soccer Captain 

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt

Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain

JV B Soccer Captain by Oof699669 November 19, 2018

I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.

Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.

I am the captain now by The real Captain Felipe September 15, 2019

Unusual Burning Flames Team Captain 

a really fucking expensive hat

Person: DUDE I JUST UNBOXED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES TEAM CAPTAIN
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H

Unusual Burning Flames Team Captain by poploop345 May 27, 2021

4th gen captain 

"4th gen captain" is a nickname for Kim HoongJoong for carrying 4th generation kpop on his back

A: "Kim HoongJoong is the best 4th gen captain"
B: "King HoongJoong is a 4th gen captain"

4th gen captain by N1ty November 6, 2021

Cock Captain 

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.

50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.

Cock Captain by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Tugboat Captain

A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.

Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.

Tugboat Captain by Grimache March 29, 2009