Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.

Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious

by Xcain February 28, 2020

Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Captain serksa

He is good student in ccv. The only one who can beat him is haaaarong

A good student in chroy Chong va .no one can study like him

That is why they call captain serksa

by Oppaibigbig April 27, 2020

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.

D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!

by Natquik May 24, 2020

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

captain duck y is there 2 of us the hell

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Captain Whiney

A guy who pretty much acts like everything that someone they don't like says is a threat even if it's a simple sentence like 'I wish he'd get run over by his mom's car' or 'I wish you'd get locked in a freezer', overly paranoid to the point of actually thinking that person is trying to hurt them even if they are miles away, and overly reliant on a friend of theirs to the point that friend could be considered their 'parent' who makes 'the bad person' go away. Goes on petty hate tangents.

Captain Whiney has complained about someone getting his OCs wrong.

by MM132 August 8, 2020