Caught in 4k

when someone gets caught doing or saying something questionable at minimum

Me: bro you really watching gay midget porn on the bus
Bro: umm yes why?
Me: you just got caught in 4k

by ThatHandleWasUsedByGayPoen January 27, 2022

caught in 4k

someone caught watching porn or doing something very suspicious

Joe: *watching porn*
Candice: *takes picture with Sony A7R Mark IV* "caught in 4k"

by DON'T ASK ASK WHO JOE IS September 25, 2022

hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

jiggity couch

a couch that is used for coitus.

Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?

Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out

Guy#1: I'll take it

by pinkprincess29 February 21, 2011

Getting Caught Tubing It

The process of masturbating and getting caught by multiple members of the Esco family.

Jack was tubing it in the kitchen on a late summers eve. Eli entered the room. Jack Was getting caught tubing it!

by Al Lalleran August 14, 2011

cock couch

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.

Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!

by Hrrothgarr August 2, 2014

National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.

Happy national couchie kick day!

by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019