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CHODE

A PENIS THAT IS WIDER THAN IT IS LONG!
Last time I did it the guy had a chode and it would not fit in my mouth or pussy so he liked my pussy instead.
by Bubba’s nut January 10, 2020
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Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Have you guys seen J-Rob lately?
Yeah that guy is a huge chode!
by Skkkkringdinggg January 21, 2020
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Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"
That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.
by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020
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Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.
oh look its chode wood!!!
by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020
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Chode

Akshay: riley you have a chode

Riley: thank you
by risjdnannd April 4, 2020
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chode

Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.
That guy is dope, he must be a fuckin’ chode!
by clsmooth98 April 25, 2020
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