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bird ejaculation

Stuff that comes out after a bird ejaculates, duh!
T:"Hey Jon, I think that pigeon is going to rape that dove." J:"Can birds rape each other?"
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."
by Makk October 25, 2005
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Big Bird

To sexually destroy another in an act of coital hate - preferably from the rear.
If you don't shut the fuck up I will big bird your ass...lover.
by Sir Ellington Floppy-ears July 25, 2007
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Feed The Bird

Not quite fisting someone, where you have all 4 fingers and thumb inserted, but are only able to achieve penetration up to the base of the fingers.

Etymology: Put your fingers and thumb together so they all meet at the tips. Include a back-and-forth motion from the wrist, and your hand looks like a bird eating.
"Brah, I took that chick home last night."
"Oh yeah, did you get laid?"
"Nah. I did feed the bird, though."
by levarselosmonos February 19, 2010
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Bird Dog

Let's go rip some birds

Person 1: "What's Kep doing?"
Person 2: "Rippin' bird dogs "
Person 1: "tru dat:"
by etaylor3 June 11, 2010
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Bird Person

Not a cat person or a dog person. Bird person loves freedom more than anything. She/he is loyal and faithful for her/his partner for entire of her/his life and she/he are obviously very much in love.
A: Sylvia is an flight attendant. She loves to travel and her job so much. There are a lot of guys try to win Sylvia's heart but they cannot. She always in love with Benjamin.
B: Awww she is such a bird person. And how about Benjamin? Does he ever cheat on her once?
A: Never once. He also is a bird person.
B: Awww that's so sweet.
by PhiloThinker June 14, 2014
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whirly bird

Rounding ones tongue in a clockwise motion around anothers asshole.
by rachel765 October 14, 2009
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Nerd Bird

The private planes of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.
Hey, did you know Steve Jobs is taking his Nerd Bird down to the courts to sue the Motorola Droid makers for stealing software that every smart phone now has already because he has nothing better to do?

Bill Gates is on his Nerd Bird right now thinking up ways to make Windows 7 even better.
by Blackhawk101 March 15, 2010
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