Death Bacon 

Bacon with the stringy fat that goes down your throat and makes you choke.

yesterday i was almost killed by death bacon.

Death Bacon by Hyperbolic Paraboloid September 11, 2021

Jazzy Bacon 

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

Jazzy Bacon by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021

Electric bacon 

Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric

Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?

Not great

Electric bacon by Heillhálfurheili November 26, 2021

Canadian Bacon 

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

Canadian Bacon by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

french bacon 

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

french bacon by Calamari0 May 6, 2022

Minnesota Bacon 

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

Minnesota Bacon by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

Ass Bacon 

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

Ass Bacon by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022