Awstin

A very kind hearted person. Very rare & not only cause the word Austin is spelt wrong. Everything that comes out of an awstin's mouth is sarcastic though, so you can't be to gullible. Awstin's like dogs and buying them squeaker toys, sometimes they carry them in there pockets. Awstin's have a lot of friends and tend to work to much. Incredibly friendly person. Don't give an Awstin to much to drink though, they tend to drunk text. Awstins are known to be theives, so don't bring tubs of popcorn around them. Awstin=fun, crazy, nice, & genuine.

Wow that guy is such an Awstin!

Yeah, i know! I wish i was more like him!

by Hateyouforever December 25, 2010

austnet

The main most popular Australian IRC network for tools on the internet. Most of their IRC Ops are idiots who ban every person they can find because they belive it is them who are packeting them. Now they have lost around 5000 regular users due to their banning. If you are going to try and connect to austnet make sure you have set aside a long period of time for waiting, and if you manage to connect usally the next thing you will see is yourself being disconnected by a netsplit.

"Dude, did you see that guy fall down the flight of stairs?"
"Yeah, he ate shit like austnet!"

by Matt[O] September 25, 2005

abstinance

the fear of sex

guy: lets have sex
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia

by rollingstoner69 October 9, 2010

Jane Austen

A female author from the late eighteenth/early nineteenth century known most for her novel Pride and Prejudice. Her novels usually cause groans from high schoolers and are very difficult to re-read because you get everything out of them the first time around. They also prove that she believed love conquered and withstood all.

Person One: Have you re-read your Jane Austen novel for that English paper yet?

Person Two: Have you re-learned your alphabet?

Person One: Touche.

by Mademoiselle_11 July 1, 2011

Abstinence

Holding oneself back voluntarily. Ha! Ha! Ha!

"Abstinence", it makes the "Hard" grow fonder.

by Ha! ha! ha! January 16, 2009

abstinantalicious

Defining those who believe in abstinance.

I just heard, Lindsey's abstinantalicious!

by Wachow! lol January 30, 2008

Austyn Tester

A talentless pretty boy who got famous because brainless teenage girls like his face. Star of the Sundance film Jawline and the reason why social media continues it's downward spiral and lack of faith in humanity is stronger than ever

Girl: OMG, have you seen Austyn Tester's latest broadcast?
Me. No. I have a life and have better things to do than obsess over some teenage hack

by redgrave1093 October 27, 2019