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bag full of assholes

Either something horrendously ugly, or horrendously foul smelling. Oregon, possibly West Virginia early to mid 20th century.
by Super Sutphin May 27, 2006
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Urban Dictionary Asshole

One who would maniacally or sadistically downvote any new entries on a daily basis, by clicking on the contributor’s username, even before they are publicly accessible under the search engine, or would have them deleted.
Since last December, some Urban Dictionary asshole has been downvoting every recently approved entries submitted by MathPlus a dozen times every day—it’s high time the Urban Dictionary squad look into this terrorist attack, by exposing the suspected Islamist or Trump perpetrator.
by MathPlus January 3, 2019
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stupid asshole shit

A term that is even worse than "stupid asshole".
"Steve, you're a stupid asshole!"
"Yeah, well you're a stupid asshole shit!"
by Jorge14SD February 16, 2008
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A bag of smashed assholes

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.
by offcenter April 20, 2007
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Penis in my asshole

A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.
"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3
by The Cancerous Goose May 5, 2015
mugGet the Penis in my assholemug.

The Worlds Biggest Asshole

Denis Leary. He actually has a song in which he admits this.
"Cause I'm an asshole, the worlds biggest asshole" - Denis Leary
by phuquer May 18, 2011
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racist cracker asshole

A white person who strongly dislikes people who are of a dark skin color, and is a complete jerk to everyone.
"That (white) guy over there calling every black person a no good nigger and beating his wife is such a racist cracker asshole.
by johnny quest the third December 21, 2008
mugGet the racist cracker assholemug.

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