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-Sat Jan 21 2023. 11:14
HAS SOME MAJOR ISSUES >:( but is willing to work them out for me :)
VERY sweet man who is not afraid to show his feelings and is the sweetest to his girlfriend
GIVES THE BEST SLOPPIEST KNOWN TO MAN (and the best hugs!!!) IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON GODS GREEN EARTH AND CAN MAKE HIS GF LAUGH (till she pees) ANYTIME .
is super cracked at fortnite (not more than his gf tho) cranking 90's building high ground on me on me deku allmight hes one shot
will do anythingggg (and buy anything) for his gf if she begs enough cuz shes his spoiled little princess :>
LOVES CATS AS MUCH AS HIS GF DOES. >w< loves kanyes music (before he turned into a nazi uy 😳)
absolutely LOVES his gf boobs. (a lil too much 😰)
and is overall the best best BEST boyfriend on earth i could ask for 😊
-Sat Jan 21 2023. 11:14
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