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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

jizzed

past tense of cum

yo i just jizzed in this bitch

by penis_LiCkEr6942000 May 28, 2022

Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.

Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!

by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019

Nose Jizz

When a guy blows his load in your mouth and it comes out your nose

I was sucking this guys dick the other day, and when he blew his load I laughed and I nose jizzed.

by 6969lol6969 May 6, 2014

Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

Crazy Jizz

When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.

Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!

by Lisa Dee June 25, 2019

jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.

Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.

by benji07 August 3, 2022