dot the i

Dot the i - (verb, origin: generally used as a reference to the marching band of Ohio State, the taint of educational institutions)

Definition: when a man (or a woman with a strap on) has anal sex with someone, pulls out, draws a line in shit up the receiver's back and then "dots the i" with semen (or spit, if you're a "lady")

I'm going to take my mom home, bend her over the sink, and dot the i

by DotYourMomsI August 4, 2010

and I oop-

A stupid fucking phrase ghetto bitches be using nowadays to show surprise or shock, origin: a tranny .

Niggas on snapchat:

Bitches outta nowhere: AND I OOP-

by [HS] (1) Kaleun July 8, 2019

i pod

an mp4 player that beats all competition and hase amazing picture and sound quality. especialy the new nano with the camera.

i take video with my new i pod nano

by boogeriscool April 23, 2010

Don't I

Coded language for DONI (Director of National Intelligence).

Don't I look pretty in this lighting? Skew my coordinates and call me Curtis!

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

aren't I

The proper way to say ''ain't I''. ''Aren't I'' means ''am I not''.

Don't say ''ain't I''. ''Aren't I'' is correct. I'm in my car, aren't I.

by David March 6, 2004

I left

When something is so funny that you could just leave the room.
Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.

After a moment of intense laughing, "I left!".

by 6Svart6Metallz6 March 30, 2010

i-pad

an Apple tablet that is intermediate in function between a smartphone and a laptop and that boasts such features as browsing, i-Tunes media, high-definition video, calendar, pics and telephone numbers. The device allows talking as on an i-phone, digital newspaper reading, and novel reading by virtually turning the pages as in an i-book. The device has a keyboard on its screen, which can be operated through a touchscreen facility. Alternatively, a separate keyboard may be attached to the device and such facilities as offered by mc-Book can be enjoyed. The device is available in 16, 32 and 60 GB.

Dude, he is strutting arrogantly nowadays. The reason? He has recently bought an i-pad.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2010