B post

Be part of something. One of several catch phrases for the UMASS Five College Federal Credit Union. Often printed on cloth tote bags with unnecessarily small straps.
Yo c-dub, you gotta B post if you ever gonna move out yo T Jones' house!
by JJ Baby October 24, 2007
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post of fucked

When you are that tiny bit far from getting owned or pwnt by someone or something. To be used only in dire situations.
"Dude you know that assignment on the French Revolution? I didn't know that it was due next lesson."
"Dude you are post of fucked."
"No shit."

"I'm post of fucked, since I impregnated her."
"Why? You're married aren't you?"
"Yeah but I'm a lesbian."
by Mrs 69 February 15, 2009
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Post-Erin Jared

Jared Meyers after his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Liberal, accepting of all living cultures and their lifestyles, man of the Earth, very caring, good sense of style, dormant member of The Group
"Would you please stop talking? Let's have a logical, reasonable, reevaluation and discuss our differences." -Post-Jarin
by JNSD March 24, 2005
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post-show dick

The act of receiving oral sex after excreting ball juice for 3+ hours while grooving at a concert.

Other uses : post-show dick'ed
dude you should have seen that wook's face when she went down to blow me and got a big whiff of my post-show dick!
by phishsux January 05, 2010
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Post-Departure Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
by theGentleman February 24, 2009
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Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrom, or PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.
"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"
by R. Mooney April 16, 2008
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Post-jack courage

(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."

After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!
by DownloadFailed November 06, 2011
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