Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

To Rug up

To Keep Warm

Make sure to rug up, it could be a late night.

by katballz October 16, 2015

Make-Up Chameleon

A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without

Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

Make-Up Monster

When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance

Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

getting up on

When one partner climbs on top of the other to engage in intercourse

"Yo dude last night Brittany was getting up on me while I was asleep"

by Swagmoney4206996024 January 8, 2016

junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.

She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.

by Plasmaguy January 29, 2016