Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

by inCozNito September 29, 2017

dirty sack of spuds

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"

Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds

by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017

dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

dirty worst

When something is beyond terrible, unbearably horrific, or overall ass cheeks. Aka SUCKS

"Phsteven why did you eat all my rice pudding??!! You're the dirty worst!"

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017

dirty meal

An unattractive girl or guy you call for quick sex and afterwards they make you a delicious meal. You may feel bad using them for sex, but the food is too good to leave them alone.

Guy 1: Did you end up getting dinner last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was such a dirty meal. Even when I gave her a good log I couldn't get her to shut up. But, damn her cake is so good.

by KickstandLover September 28, 2017

dirty glendale

A fart immediately after anal sex.

That bitch almost did a dirty Glendale on my nuts.

by Sasquatch 420 September 29, 2017

Dirty Tweety

To have a bird defecate on your face for sexual arousal, leaving the person with a moustache.

For advanced uses, some even use the birds feces as facial cream.

Alessia asked Jordan to hold her lovebird over her mouth so that it can poop on her lip. She got a Dirty Tweety.

by BeastialJohnson October 2, 2017