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Jack had a hard time explaining to his parents why his room was sticky after he pulled a dirty bersan
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If you are riding through this town lock your doors because you wont only get your belonging stolen but you will instantly get HIV, seriously the air smell like gun smoke and fat women pussy farts.
-heroin overdose capital of the world in May 2017 beating Baltimore, MD
-top 20 worst cities for air pollution year-round
-higher murder rates per capita than Chicago
-7th for worst city to live with allergies
-Food Adventure's worst holiday restaurant tippers 2012 nationwide
-6th lowest median home income value of comparable cities
-worst VA hospital in Ohio
-worst in Ohio, 9th in the country for urban food deserts
-32nd nationally for bed bug infestation of 2018
-home to Ohio's worst natural disaster: the 1913 flood
If you feel you could add to any of these statistics or create some new ones, you should consider moving here.
If you can think of a negative quality for a city, Dayton, Ohio already has you beat
If you are riding through this town lock your doors because you wont only get your belonging stolen but you will instantly get HIV, seriously the air smell like gun smoke and fat women pussy farts.
-heroin overdose capital of the world in May 2017 beating Baltimore, MD
-top 20 worst cities for air pollution year-round
-higher murder rates per capita than Chicago
-7th for worst city to live with allergies
-Food Adventure's worst holiday restaurant tippers 2012 nationwide
-6th lowest median home income value of comparable cities
-worst VA hospital in Ohio
-worst in Ohio, 9th in the country for urban food deserts
-32nd nationally for bed bug infestation of 2018
-home to Ohio's worst natural disaster: the 1913 flood
If you feel you could add to any of these statistics or create some new ones, you should consider moving here.
If you can think of a negative quality for a city, Dayton, Ohio already has you beat
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What did Laoise do after we had our St. Patrick's Day dinner at her parents'?
Her parents said that she pulled a Dirty Guilian on Emer, the hobo at Baker's Street.
Her parents said that she pulled a Dirty Guilian on Emer, the hobo at Baker's Street.
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