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shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
by your neighbor September 20, 2022
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Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.
I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024
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Shit yeah!

When things turn out to be 100% GREAT and EXACTLY like what you wished for...

... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...

... these two words sums it up to a T.
My homie bought a box of take-out egg rolls, but the chef said there were no more sweet chili sauce packets.

Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.

Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat

jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!

Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!
by Wa11ar00 February 9, 2025
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Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022
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shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock
bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.
by stretchgod October 21, 2025
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holy shit

Girl (12 years old): Fuck, fuck, fuck, augh augh augh!
Me (43 years old): Holy shit aughhhhhh!
by theblueytimes November 26, 2024
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