Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

by SwankBank May 19, 2018

Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

Stuy Shit

Someone high after using drugs, or someone you think is taking drugs.

I swear to God you're on some stuy shit right now.

by Ttraybowl January 2, 2021

Fukka dis shit Im out

What people in Hiroshima must've thought after the bombs dropped

*smoke clears*
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.

by ThisSiteIsOlderThanMe December 1, 2015

dip shit line

The slang country name for Digital Subscriber Line. DSL is the worst Internet Service there is. The Real name of it should be Dip Shit Line.

Out in the country your internet will usually be very slow and very bad Dip Shit Line that will drop off multiple times a day from usually only one ISP internet monopoly.

by VengaFan May 2, 2020

Shit in Your Ass

An act of dominance.

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.

by tooters222444 February 12, 2022