Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.

"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.

by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018

Dex shit

A shit that smell bad

Damn bro you smell dat dex shit over there

by Fart5656 October 6, 2018

hot shit

someone or something that's described to be really cool.

I went to my friend's house and met his dad, and boy, was he a hot shit.

by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018

shit

noun
an annoying inconvenience

Rosie is such a shit

by fuckwittery October 8, 2018

Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.

There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.

by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018

Shit

Commonly know as Methamphetamine in California

Can i pick up a 10 of shit

by Drug docs October 9, 2018

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018