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One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019
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Shit Tasseled

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.
Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018
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Shit

I shit myself really myself really bad and it hurt and it was very spicy
Shit is spicy
by Peepee poopoo check November 7, 2020
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The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
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Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
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moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)
damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.
by Mic August 5, 2004
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Shit

The 3rd most use word next to swag and Yolo which much like shit are fucking retarded (ignore my user name it's an inside joke)
Shit is not only used as a noun but also as and action, descriptive word and an expression
{verb} dude I got to shit
{action} I just took a shit #swag
{descriptive} dude you look like shit

{expression} oh! Shit!
by Swag $$ June 19, 2015
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