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My bad

My bad was originally My "bag". As in the phrase; "oops, my bag, cuz". Me and my brothers would say it all the time in the 80's when it became popular. But, for all the fucked-up retards who changed it and still say My bad...........FUCK YOU, RETARDS!!!!!
"Oops, my bag cuz" (not my bad)
by donotaskquestions January 21, 2018
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call off my phone

To leave some one alone. To forget the person. Not blow up someone’s phone with calls, notifications, messages, etcetera miss me
Guy: call off my phone girl.

Girl: why?
Guy: cause I’m done with you
by Nncmjo January 21, 2018
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My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018
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Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard
by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018
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chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.
Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.
by Slack Master January 25, 2018
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Slapping my jimmy

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.
by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018
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groovin' on my stick

A term used in reference to sexual interaction.
Take a guess who's groovin' on my stick...
by 24J.A.G24 January 29, 2018
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