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Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

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When one ejaculates into one's bath water after a nifty tub-wank. The resultant mess of 'man-made' thread like matter is akin to nylon.

I was making nylon in the bath and needed to take a shower afterwards as it clung to my body when I drained the water.

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