confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Dick Deep in you December

When you fuck your bitch hella hard your DICK DEEP in her !! DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER (DDIYD)🍆🤤😂

Ahhh!! Tomorrow is Dec 1 ! You know what that means !!! No more No Nut November I’m finna fuck my girl so hard because it’s D DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER BABYYYYY!! Fuck yea!

by Bobbery Bob Biller November 7, 2019

Dick-all

I started using this at work (in a hospital) we can't say 'quiet' or 'slow' as it brings the Thunder, so I started using Dick-all. This means nothing going on, no business, no plans, boring. Also see 'Jack-Squat'.

"There is dick-all happening in the OB unit tonight" or "let's do something Friday, I have dick-all for plans".

by ColoradoG May 12, 2023

Donkey Dick

A very surprisingly large penis.

That man has a donkey dick, call him Donkey Dick Defler

by hamsandy October 22, 2023

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Dick

The most bootylicious guy friend you will ever have

He's my Dick

by Mr Mathenge October 5, 2018

dick snorkel

Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.

youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815

"When the joint gets cold the dick snorkel comes out." -- Methodman

youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815

by r.GimP November 27, 2016