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Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.
You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”
by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022
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Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys
by Crikeymate January 10, 2019
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Shit Tickler

A male who isn't sure if he is gay or not. He just sticks it in enough to tickle the shit, like testing the waters of something new and adventerous.
"I haven't seen Van with a girlfriend in quite some time, I think he's a total shit tickler these days."
by Bogu7883 October 27, 2025
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Aw shit

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.
Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit
by rtl1984 March 23, 2025
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shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.
#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!
by WomenOf113 December 4, 2011
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Oh shit

Something you say when you forgot to do ur homework
OH SHIT, I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK AND ITS THE BIGGEST GRADE OF THE YEAR!
by mz5793 January 21, 2021
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Ben shit

ben said that aternos had ddos protection that is Ben shit
by Mcglibjib April 21, 2019
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