bitch-assedness

A quality one possesses when he is a bitch-ass.

PFC Mercer, in all his bitch-assedness, failed to knock him out.

by Gorilladong February 27, 2009

i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

by Debnhim October 28, 2018

Ten cans of stank booty ass badussy

Koris stank booty ass that smell like 10 cans of badussy

Kori why you smell like ten cans of stank booty ass badussy

by Jelman suka August 5, 2021

Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.

With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.

by gammarock November 1, 2010

cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock

The example used in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions.

There aren't any definitions of cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock yet

by BirchBuns November 30, 2016

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

see more ass than a toilet seat

for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)

He may see more ass than a toilet seat but he never had a drink.

by The Return Light Joker January 26, 2010