dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."

by sor.eal September 13, 2016

dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."

by sor.eal September 13, 2016

dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."

by sor.eal September 13, 2016

dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."

by sor.eal September 13, 2016

Josh it up

To mess something up so terribly to the point where nothing can be fixed and there's absolutely no going back. Ultimately ends in your defeat.

"I tried to push Old Betsy up the hill, but she decided to flip over completely and let go of her resonators. Long story short, we're gonna need a new Marimba."
"Wow, way to Josh it up."
"How do you Josh it up that badly?"
"Josh can't even Josh it up to that extent."
"You just reached a whole new level of Joshing it up."

by Iactuallymadeanaccountforthis September 14, 2016

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

by NiborB524 September 23, 2016

Toking up

Toking up is slang for smoking a joint.

Wuzzy: what ya up too?

Fuzzy: an and I are toking up

Wuzzy: save me some on my way

Fuzzy : no promises

by Cdukesmom October 3, 2016