Great Bradfords Junior School

A primary school located in Braintree, Essex. This school is well known for fucking up their school lunches and play equipment. Most criminals were raised in this small primary school.

"Hey man, did you go to Great Bradfords Junior School?"

"Of course! That's how I'm in jail."

by Scrdew February 20, 2023

Rayner Stephens High School

an absolute unhygienic shithole full of absolute knobheads and sexist mongy teachers

Person: ‘Should I move to Rayner Stephens High School’
Other person: ‘No it’s a shithole’

by bigmanNtha February 20, 2023

Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.

Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023

Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

Middle school

Where kids think they’re grown for learning how babies are made

Middle school child: I know how babies are made
Underpaid staff: 😐

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

School

A building that looks like a prison which teaches you things in the worst way possible. You walk to the same classes every day, learn shit that you’ll never use in the real world, and do extra work at home after being in a prison for 6 hours straight. The guidance counsellors are shit, the system is shit, and so are some of the teachers. If an actual problem is going on, the teachers don’t do anything. But if friends are making fun of each other for jokes all of the sudden, it’s a problem.

Friend1: oh my god! School was horrible today, I got suspended because me and my friend were making jokes about each other for fun, I only have 30 minutes to finish my 293 missing assignments this weekend, and my guidance counsellor told my mom about what I said to him!!

Friend2: that’s school for you!

by Jackelanm December 20, 2023

school bunny

A term to refer to Julie Flom in a sexy manner

Yo is that Julie Flom? A real school bunny that one!

by Gochujangschmear December 21, 2023