Pulling my bones

When someone tries to get you to believe their obvious lie

You're pulling my bones mate

by Haz431 April 22, 2016

my bad

when it's dark and it's your mom not your gf

Oh, mom? Dang, my bad.

by JC Murray April 22, 2016

sauced my pan

When you get shit all over your penis and in your peehole while doing anal

She really sauced my pan last night

by pistol whip the tip April 22, 2016

butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016

punch my hole

To get your hole punched

Can you punch my hole

by Zeroooz October 9, 2016

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016